Copy The Lyrics to “Super Freak” by Rick James Into A Word Doc, Then Find/Replace Every Instance Of “Girl” With “Chair” And This Is What You Get
She’s a very kinky chair
The kind you don’t take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow chair
She likes the boys in the band
She says that I’m her all-time favorite
When I make my move to her room it’s the right time
She’s never hard to please
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That chair is pretty wild now
The chair’s a super freak
The kind of chair you read about
In new-wave magazine
That chair is pretty kinky
The chair’s a super freak
I really love to taste her
Every time we meet
She’s all right, she’s all right
That chair’s all right with me, yeah
She’s a super freak, super freak
She’s super-freaky, yow
Super freak, super freak
She’s a very special chair
The kind of chair you want to know
From her head down to her toenails
Down to her feet, yeah
And she’ll wait for me at backstage with her chairfriends
In a limousine
Going back in Chinatown
Three’s not a crowd to her, she says
“Room 714, I’ll be waiting”
When I get there she’s got incense, wine and candles
It’s such a freaky scene
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Ohhhhh
Super freak, super freak
That chair’s a super freak
Ohhhhh
She’s a very kinky chair
The kind you don’t take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow chair