short doc – Black Zombie
I made this short doc, well half doc half promo video for some dudes I just met. Backstory: Last Saturday I was sitting at a coffee shop with Mairi, and on a whim I sent an introductory email to John Wayland, creator of the fastest ever street legal electric dragster White Zombie, which does 0-60 in 1.8 […]
Hot Yoga Teacher
Last summer I shot a yoga video for my friend Alex Dawson. I don’t get to DP much any more, so it was a good chance to use the Epic and apply some of the things I’ve learned in the past year and a half, working with Giovanni Lampassi, Stephen Campbell, Steve Gainer, and Salvatore […]
A Letter To Snyder’s Of Hanover Regarding Honey Mustard And Onion Sourdough Nibblers
Dear Snyder’s Of Hanover, I’m writing to let you know that I love your Honey Mustard and Onion Sourdough Nibblers. My corner grocery store in Manhattan recently switched from stocking the 25 calories of fat per serving bags of Sourdough Nibblers, to stocking the 60 calories of fat per serving bags of Honey Mustard and […]
Me And Doug Benson On CNN Because We Made A Pot Movie
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Digital Day at the DGA
Check out this photo of me making an awesome point at Digital Day at the Director’s Guild on July 31st. I was on the panel with Randy and Jason Sklar, Ondi Timoner, Akiva Schaffer, and Jesse Warren. I’ve known Randy and Jason since college, but it wasn’t until around 1997 when I had to […]
Copy The Lyrics to “Super Freak” by Rick James Into A Word Doc, Then Find/Replace Every Instance Of “Girl” With “Chair” And This Is What You Get
She’s a very kinky chair The kind you don’t take home to mother She will never let your spirits down Once you get her off the street, ow chair She likes the boys in the band She says that I’m her all-time favorite When I make my move to her room it’s the right time […]