She’s a very kinky chair

The kind you don’t take home to mother

She will never let your spirits down

Once you get her off the street, ow chair

She likes the boys in the band

She says that I’m her all-time favorite

When I make my move to her room it’s the right time

She’s never hard to please

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That chair is pretty wild now

The chair’s a super freak

The kind of chair you read about

In new-wave magazine

That chair is pretty kinky

The chair’s a super freak

I really love to taste her

Every time we meet

She’s all right, she’s all right

That chair’s all right with me, yeah

She’s a super freak, super freak

She’s super-freaky, yow

Super freak, super freak

She’s a very special chair

The kind of chair you want to know

From her head down to her toenails

Down to her feet, yeah

And she’ll wait for me at backstage with her chairfriends

In a limousine

Going back in Chinatown

Three’s not a crowd to her, she says

“Room 714, I’ll be waiting”

When I get there she’s got incense, wine and candles

It’s such a freaky scene

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Ohhhhh

Super freak, super freak

That chair’s a super freak

Ohhhhh

She’s a very kinky chair

The kind you don’t take home to mother

She will never let your spirits down

Once you get her off the street, ow chair